´Cause it´s the Pick of Destiny, child
You know we will be rockin´ ´cause it´s fuckin´ insane
It´s just the Pick of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin´ he was all the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well
All the techniques that were developed in Hell

Cock-pushups and the power slide
Gig simulation, now there´s nowhere to hide
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick Of Destiny

´Cause it´s the Pick of Destiny, child
You know we will be rockin´ ´cause it´s fuckin´ insane
It´s just the Pick of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein

´Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasy
And she who is juicy must be loosy-goosey
And he who is groovy will be in my movie
So come on

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
But then he broke his tooth
And thus the demon said, "Ow."
´Cause it´s the Pick of Destiny, child
You know we will be rockin´ ´cause it´s fuckin´ insane
It´s just the Pick of Destiny, child
You know our movie´s better than The Citizen Kane

´Cause he who´s a geezer must live in my freezer
And she who is snarky is full of malarkey
And he who is groovy must be in my movie

So come on

´Cause if you´re a diva, then go to Geneva
And if you´re a crony, then suck on my boney
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie
It´s called the Pick of Destiny
The Pick of Destiny