Well, me and K.G.
Yeah, we´re going to sing.
A little song about a few special things.
Special things.
Talkin´ special things.

Like when a friend gives a friend, a helping hand.
Helps his little buddy to understand.
That´s a special thing.
A very special thing.
Yeah, take it J.B.

I hate to interrupt the thing.
That Lee was saying about him and K.G.
Special thing.
What do you think this is?
Tenacious D, 3-D, no, no, no, no.

Like when K.G. hits a tin cup shot, on a Genesis golf.
Tin Cup.
That´s a special thing.

A special thing.

Or when K.G. pops in Jenny Craig Mac and Chee, and hands it to me?
That´s a special thing.
That´s a special thing.

Now one and one, and one is three.
A rare occasion for life´s Triple D.
K.G., J.B., and me.
K.G., J.B., and Lee.
K.G., J.B., and me.
Now that´s one special thing.