High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you´re high above the mucky-muck.

Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won´t you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[spoken]
Now it´s time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how ´bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That´s levitation holmes.
How ´bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That´s telekinesis, Kyle.
How ´bout the power, to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won´t you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That´s right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!

[KG (spoken):] That´s me.
[sung]
We´re now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won´t you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, we´re gonna fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There´s the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I´ll take the low.

There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.