Coach says I´m real good
Best kid in the neighborhood
Looks like I got a future ahead of me
Startin´ quarterback number 13
Mom and dad are so proud of me

I´m down with the cool kids, oh yeah.

(CHORUS)
You know I´m cool
The chicks dig me
And its okay
I get replaced, but it´s alright
´Cause they all know...

I´m on the football team
Na na na na na (x3)
I´m on the football team
Na na na na na (x3)
I´m on the football team

Now im gettin chicks left and right
They´re lining up for Saturday night
Just to go down on me, oh yeah.

And when I walk down the hall
All of the nerds and geeks fall
Down on their knees and worship me..

(CHORUS x2)

"Hey dad! Guess what!"
"Whats that, son?"
"I´m on the football team!"
"Well jiminy in the buckhole."

Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na na
I´m on the football team (x4)