I guess we´ll have to move
The neighborhood is on to us
Let´s join the little babe´s
throwin´ rocks in front of us

Riding on my bicycle
I pass my sister on a bus
Let´s take the country road before our parents send for us

Trees keep fallin´ at my feet
I guess it´s time to build a boat
Make a raft of our bodies
Do you think that it´ll float?
What I said was not a joke,
But you just licked the envelope
I´m tired of dating, let´s elope
But you just licked the envelope

Three cheers for my parents,
Lonely failed experiments!
Three cheers for my parents,

Lonely failed experiments!

Don´t you dare blame my parents
I´m the only failed experiment
Don´t you dare blame your parents
You´re the only failed experiment
Don´t you dare blame your grandparents
Mom´s the only failed experiment
Don´t you dare blame your grandparents
Dad´s the only failed experiment
Don´t blame God
Just blame God