Surprise! Party! Yeah, we just thought we´d drop in! Where´s your icebox? Where´s the punch? Ew, house-a-tosis!
Who´s to blame when parties really get out of hand? Who´s to blame when they get poorly planned? Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo-ooooooooo. Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess. Ya know sometimes they´ll even ruin your wife´s dress. Crashers getttin´ bombed. (Who´s to blame?) Can you pull it back in line? Can you salvage it in time? What can you do to save a party? Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile? Who turned out the lights! Bombed, crashers gettin´ bombed crashers gettin´ bombed, bombed, bombed, bombed, well who´s to blame? Who´s to blame when situations degenerate?
Disgusting things you´d never anticipate? Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo-ooooooooo. People get sick, they play the wrong games. Ya know, it can ruin your name! Crashers gettin´ bombed. (Who´s to blame?) Can you pull it back in line? Can you salvage it in time? WOOOOOOOOOOOH! It shouldn´t be difficult! Try not to condemn! O.K. Who ordered pizza? I´ll be tactful when making the rounds Be tactful when making the rounds and maybeeee you can save a parteeeee. Party gone out of bounds! Gone out of bounds! Party gone out of bounds! Gone out of bounds!