I know a girl who spent a year and a half crying
In the bottom of a bathtub, it was really such a bad look
Then on New Year´s Eve, someone yelled, "Ten, nine, eight"

Everybody kissed, then she punched them in the face, woo

´Cause everybody´s gotta find somebody
That´s the point in every movie
You don´t wanna end up like a sad spinster
Just wasting away, find yourself a mister
Yeah, that´s what they say

That´s what they say (Aah-aah)
That sounds pretty shitty (Aah-aah)
And I´m pretty, pretty (Aah-aah)
Sexy in the city, save your pity, bitch
It´s kinda fun just

Me and me, table for me and me
Hanging with me and me, finally free
Won´t waste my life self-loathing
Happy I´m going home with me and me
I don´t care, get out of my face if you don´t like it

Asking for a friend
If I go twenty-seven years
With someone who treats me like shit
Instead of going out with my girls fuckin´ L-I-V-I-N
Is it really such a sin? Is it really not a win?

´Cause I´d rather be dead
Than with ninety-nine percent of all men
When I´m with myself, it´s honestly zen

Might as well be my girlfriend
It´s kinda fun just

Me and me, table for me and me
Hanging with me and me, finally free
Won´t waste my life self-loathing
Happy I´m going home with me and me
Me and me, table for me and me
Hanging with me and me, finally free
Won´t waste my life self-loathing
Happy I´m going home with me and me

I don´t care, get out of my face if you don´t like it
I don´t care, get out of my face if you don´t like it