I could take the pitchfork from the devil
Keep a super suit like I´m incredible
From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky
I´m the baddest man alive
I´d grab a croc and I´d bite his tail

Hack off the judge, and put a guy to jail
Make the meanest woman break down and cry
I´m the baddest man alive
I´m the baddest man alive
I take no measure, I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I´m the baddest man alive
I´m the baddest man alive

Don´t plan on being bad, but I´m bad beating pussy
My name Pete Thompson, and you knock on wood,
Teddy bear hoops, I tell rise your hood
Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
I snatch food from the top of a tiger
Take a gasoline path and I walk through fire
Bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty
Take the soldier hat from its head and use it for a Frisbee

Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois, but two female apes
And sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes
I drank honey straight from the beehive
Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
Promenade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
With the baddest man alive, and I don´t plan to die
When the drill peo?le come I look all white and inside
I plus up in the face of the rich Upper East
Cause I´m a great white shark, they go and brush his teeth
I´m the man who stole the golden fleece
And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
The baddest man alive and I don´t plan to die

I´m the baddest man alive
I take no measure, I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I´m the baddest man alive
I´m the baddest man alive