Come up from tub all wild, look like a four-eyed pig from Australia You´re like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia You´ll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to persevere
Give me a boat, Bermuda tricycle, I´ll disappear Watch what you say ´cause I´ll leave you in the woods near the horse And we´ll leave you there naked and let nature takes its course
Hooker, you think that I´m a john as I´m movin´ on John-john, you think that I´m a hooker and you try to book her Everybody´s wrong about what turns me on He thinks that I´m a hooker, she thinks that I´m a john, okay
Been driving all night and day just trying to find Route 66 All I found was a couple teenage boys trying to sell their dicks
Ate 4,448 Flintstones kids to get my fix We can dock our foreskins and get a real viscous mix When my first son turns seven I´m gonna give him LSD and see what he says Then I´ll toss him to his mama and let him suck on some breasts
Hooker, you think that I´m a john as I´m movin´ on John-john, you think that I´m a hooker and you try to book her Everybody´s wrong about what turns me on He thinks that I´m a hooker, she thinks that I´m a john, okay
Your like a Hoodoo fan, I mean oatmeal and rye You´re like the prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the pig sty
You´ll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when apocalypse comes Your brain´ll be expanding when God´s kingdom comes You´re like a retarded Isaac Newton in Johnny Appleseed´s mind Got a concussion from an apple, make him clueless in a nine-to-five grind
Hooker, you think that I´m a john as I´m movin´ on John-john, you think that I´m a hooker and you try to book her Everybody´s wrong about what turns me on He thinks that I´m a hooker, she thinks that I´m a john