I could make a dress,
a robe fit for a prince.
I could clothe a continent,
but i can´t sew a stitch.

I can paint my face,
and stand very very still.
It´s not very practical,
but it still pays the bills.

I can´t change my name,
but I could be your type.
I can dance and win at games
like Backgammon and Life.

I used to be the smart one,
sharp as a tack.
Funny ´bout how skipping years ahead
has held me back.

I used to be the bright one,
top in my class.
Funny what they give you when you

just learn how to ask.

I can write a song,
but I can´t sing in key.
I can play piano,
but I never learned to read.

I can´t trap a mouse,
but I can pet a cat.
No, I´m really serious!
I´m really very good at that.

I can´t fix a car,
but I can fix a flat.
I could fix a lot of things,
but I´d rather not get into that.

I used to be the bright one,

Smart as a whip.
Funny how you slip so far when
teachers don´t keep track of it.

I used to be the tight one,
the perfect fit.
Funny how those compliments can
make you feel so full of it.

I can shuffle cut and deal,
but I can´t draw a hand.
I can´t draw a lot of things,
I hope you understand.
I´m not exceptionally shy,
but I´ve never had a man
that I could look straight in the eye
and tell my secret plans.

I can take a vow,
and I can wear a ring,
and I can make you promises,but
they won´t mean a thing.

Can´t you just do it for me? I´ll pay you well.
Fuck, I´ll pay you anything if you could end this.

Can´t you just fix it for me? It´s gone berserk...
Oh, fuck! I´ll give you anything if
you can make the damn thing work.

Can´t you just fix it for me? I´ll pay you well.
Oh, fuck! I´ll pay you anything
if you could understand.
I love you will you tell me your name?

Hello, I´m good for nothing - will you love me just the same?

Just the same