I was blue and lonely, I couldn´t sleep a wink And I could only get unconscious if I´d had to much to drink. There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head. I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life, Somewhere to place affection, but I didn´t want a wife. And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine An ad. that was unusual, the like I´d never seen, "Experience something different with our new imported toy, She´s loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy." She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown. I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life, And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair And when I´m feeling naughty I blow her up with air She´s cuddly and she´s bouncy, she´s like a rubber ball, I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall. [And now my life is different since Sally came my way] I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray She´s everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin, And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.