I can´t explain glacial motion Or why Los Angeles don´t drop into the ocean I can´t unfold the layers of mystery Or piece together the tragedy of history ´Cuz those lucky suckers, they don´t have to work
Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs And everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me, I´m naked and famous I met a poet, said she didn´t like the smell of it Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it I met a DJ who lived in seclusion, reality and sobriety were her only delusions And those lucky bastards, they don´t have to work Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs And everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me, I´m naked and famous Woo uh hoo hoo hoo Wow ah hoo hoo hoo Well, don´t get a nosebleed, don´t get upset We can´t be naked and famous just yet
There´s a big gold dollar sign on the Sunset Strip And you can send your friend a postcard, it ain´t worth the trip Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me I´m naked Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me I´m naked Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me I´m naked Wow wow yeah Ah hoo hoo hoo Whoo Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me I´m naked and famous