I´m oddly excited Perhaps that´s because Although it shouldn´t matter It somehow does
It´s strange but I feel like I´m in a time machine ´Cause guess what? It´s like I´m suddenly seventeen So book a white limo, uncork the Dom After twenty-one years, I am finally going to prom
I once thought A night like this wasn´t in the cards Now I´ve got A date, a tux and the whole nine yards A rational person Would just stay calm Oh, since when am I rational? Barry is going to prom
The prom!
I wish I could tell that sad kid I was Just stop crying into his Cheetos They say it gets better Guess what? It does! Who cares if you´re a big old girl? Just get into that gym And twirl
Barry´s going to the To the freaking prom Going to the prom
In showbiz I´ve never felt such a thrill divine My date is a high school lesbian, still it´s fine And though it´s been years I might call my mom And tell her that though it´s overdue
All of my waiting is over too And if you´re not happy, I´m over you
´Cause Barry Yes Barry Look at me mom! Barry´s going to Prom