We´re gonna prove that in this day and age Being gay isn´t a crime This is our moment to change the world One lesbian
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
At a time!
We´re gonna help that little lesbian Whether she likes it or not When you´re a legendary thespian
First you help the distressed
Then you help the distraught
We´re going down to where the necks are red And lack of dentistry thrives Why sing and dance When you can take a stance?
And know you´re truly changing lives We´re gonna march until that town looks like The end of Act One of Les Miz You don´t gotta have a Ph.D. in psych To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz
We´re gonna teach ‘em to be more PC The minute our group arrives
That´s right!
Those fist-pumping
Bible-thumping
Spam-eating
Cousin-humping
Cow-tipping
Shoulder-slumping
Finger-wagging
Hoosier-jumping
Losers and their homely wives They´ll learn compassion