I can tell you´re feeling wary But you can count on Uncle Barry He can turn this butchy duck into a swan Your whole look could use a shake-up
You can borrow all my makeup And the pair of Spanx I currently have on
I think I´ll pass
Treat the whole world like your runway Make it fierce but in a fun way Try to flip your hair like Cher And drag queens do And I don´t mean to be rude, dear But you could use some attitude, dear Let´s show the school that tonight belongs to you
One thing´s universal Life´s no dress rehearsal So why not make some waves before it´s through?
Go big or you´ve blown it It´s time that you own it Let´s make it clear that tonight belongs to you
Now, whatever we choose, we gotta remember to sell it
How do I do that?
Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate
You might find this disconcerting But old Barry´s done some flirting Try to bat your eyes, smize Each time you grin
I can guess your whole agenda
You be Elphie, I´m Galinda
It´s makeover time so why not just give in?
Come on!
One thing´s universal Life´s no dress rehearsal So why not make some waves before it´s through? Go big or you´ve blown it
It´s time that I own it
Yes, ma´am!
Let´s make it clear that tonight belongs to you
What?
Belongs to me
Oh God, I can´t believe this is finally happening
She almost ruined it for all of us
Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot!
You look so hot!
Well I hate to sound conceited But the boys get overheated When I strike a pose or two like thus
And you have to hand it to me I mean even I would do me
Let´s show the world tonight belongs to us One thing´s universal Life´s no dress rehearsal
Excuse me while I state the obvious
Go big or you´ve blown it It´s time that we own it And make it clear that tonight belongs to us
Alyssa, you look so beautiful. You should always wear your hair like this
Mom, I just want you to know what´s going to happen tonight
No, can we not spoil this, please? I have worked so hard for tonight, I have a right to enjoy it, too. You are gonna have a wonderful prom like a normal girl. I´ve made sure of that
What is that supposed to mean?
I don´t like when strangers get in my way Or anyone who messes with the PTA Well maybe that´s just me But trust me Fixing little problems is what I do Now everyone is happy, I promise you And I would never miss A night like this, Alyssa You´re my superstar Now get your ass in the car
One thing´s universal Life´s no dress rehearsal
Excuse me while I state the obvious
Go big or you´ve blown it It´s time that we own it And make it clear that tonight belongs to Make it clear that tonight belongs to Make it clear that tonight belong...