I got nasty habits, I take tea at three Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner Must be hung up for a week
My best friend, he shoots water rats And feeds them to his geese Don´cha think there´s a place for you In between the sheets?
Come on now, honey We can build a home for three Come on now, honey Don´t you wanna live with me?
And there´s a score of harebrained children They´re all locked in the nursery They got earphone heads they got dirty necks They´re so 20th century Well they queue up for the bathroom ´Round about 7:35 Don´cha think we need a woman´s touch to make it come alive?
You´d look good pram pushing Down the high street Come on now, honey Don´t you wanna live with me?
Whoa, the servants they´re so helpful, dear The cook she is a whore Yes, the butler has a place for her Behind the pantry door The maid, she´s French, she´s got no sense She´s wild for Crazy Horse And when she strips, the chauffeur flips The footman´s eyes get crossed
Don´cha think there´s a place for us Right across the street Don´cha think there´s a place for you,