(Jagger/Richards)

Good evening one and all we´re all so glad to see you here
We´ll play your favorite songs while you´re all soak up the atmosphere

We´ll start with old man river, then maybe stormy weather, too
I´m sure you know just what to do
On with the show good health to you

Please pour another glass, it´s time to watch the cabaret
Your wife will never know that you´re not really working late
Your hostess here is Wendy, you´ll find  her very friendly, too
And we don´t care just what you do
On with the show good health to you

Petina, start the show at 2 o´clock

And if by chance you find that you can´t make it anymore

We´ll put you in a cab and get you safely to the door
But we´ve got all the answers, and we´ve got lovely dancers, too
There´s nothing else you have to do
On with the show good health to you

You´re all such lovely people dancing gaily round the floor
But if you have to fight, please take your trouble out the door
For now I say with sorrow, until this time tomorrow
We´ll bid you all a fond adieu
On with the show good health to you