Duck and Sally inside
They´re cooking for the down five
Who´re staring at Miss Rayon
Who´s busy licking up her pig pen
I´m searching for my mainline

I said I couldn´t hit it sideways
I said I couldn´t hit it sideways
Oh, just like Sister Ray said
Live it on

Rosey and Miss Rayon
They´re busy waiting for her booster
Who just got back from Carolina
She said she didn´t like the weather
They´re busy waiting for her sailor
Who says he´s just as big as ever
He says he´s from Alabama
He wants to know a way to earn a dollar
I´m searching for my mainline
I said I couldn´t hit it sideways
I couldn´t hit it sideways
Oh, just like Sister Ray said
Play on

Cecil´s got his new piece
He cocks and shoots between three and four
He aims it at the sailor
Shoots him down dead on the floor
Oh, you shouldn´t do that
Don´t you know, you´ll stain the carpet?
Now don´t you know you´ll stain the carpet
And by the way, have you got a dollar
Oh, no, man, I haven´t got the time time
Too busy sucking on a ding-dong
She´s busy sucking on my ding-dong
Oh, she does just like Sister Ray said
I´m searching for my mainline
I said I couldn´t hit it sideways
Oh, couldn´t, couldn´t hit it sideways
Oh it, it just, just all over the floor, the floor

Now, who´s that knocking
Who´s that knocking on my chamber door
Now could it be the police
They come to take me for a ride ride
Oh, but I haven´t got the time time
Hey, hey, hey she´s busy sucking on my ding-dong
She´s too busy sucking on my ding-dong
Oh, now, just like Sister Ray said
I´m searching for my mainline
I couldn´t hit it sideways
I couldn´t hit it sideways
Oh, just like