If Nathan won´t do it
If Tom won´t do it
And Jay won´t do it
Then go for Siva´s model pout instead

If Max didn´t hide it
If Nathan didn´t hide it
Then why can´t I find it
All the guys have tried it on now
And looked wrong somehow

So I´m getting my pout ready
Getting my pout ready now

It´s a band photo
We gotta get into a nice straight row
Hope you can´t see the creases and they´ve ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain´t easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now

Cause Max won´t wash it
and Jay won´t wipe it

Don´t mean to drop it
But cleaning just drives us out
of our heads
When I´m handed pictures to sign and I´m trying to be patient
But girls all go berserk for their screaming adoration
Because they say it helps it´s to maximize flirtation but I must get back to this shoot

This bit´s slow mo, then we get back into a nice straight row
As our fame increases, schedules on press releases
And so our fans already know (pause) exactly where to go now

I wonder if I´ll be the solo star, but I´m worried if I do depart

Then my place in the band will go
and it´ll break up our nice straight row
row row row row row
We´re all standing
slow mo slow mo slow mo

It´s a band photo, we gotta get into a nice straight row
How you can´t see the creases and they´ve ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain´t easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now