(TLC parody of the song "No Scrubs") Not available for purchase
A hooch is a girl that thinks she´s all that
And also known as a hoochie Trynna get money from all these guys Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)
I´m not Captain Save a hoe I´m not giving you none of my dough Don´t wanna give you nothin´ (no) So girl don´t waste my time
Chorus: I don´t want no hooch A hoochie get knocked in the head with The boot from me Hanging at the backstage at every concert Givin´ up the punanie for free I don´t want no hooch A hoochie get knocked in the head with The boot from me
Hangin´ at the backstage at every concert Givin´ up the punnanie for free
Said a hoochie shows her ass And she has no class And plus she´s dirty and stinky She got weaves in her hair with no underwear And got stains like Monica Lewinsky (ewwww) So (no)
I´m not Captain Save a hoe I´m not giving you none of my dough I´m not give you nothin´ (no) So girl don´t waste my time
Chorus
If you have fake nails and contact lenses
Oh yes son I´m talking to you If you buy your clothes at Duran Square Oh yes son I´m talking to you If you have five kids with three different dads Oh yes son I´m talking to you I say you get happy from my money oh no I don´t want no