Count Bass D
(appears on the album Pre-Life Crisis)

Chorus:
Man...T-Boz tried to talk to me
You don´t have to believe me
It may have been a big mistake
And if it was my heart will break
I´m serious...T-Boz tried to talk to me

So have you ever heard of a group called TLC
With hits like "Ain´t 2 Proud 2 Beg" and "Baby-Baby-Baby"
New Years Day of 1992 I was chilling
With The Leaders Of The New
At the Fox Theater venue
Atlanta, Georgia where the girls don´t ignore ya
Geronimo had two girls... and said this one´s for ya
The two were close related... in fact sister kindred

And I was scheming on a way to get her into bed
1992 when I was rhyming for fun
Had the thickest new style...but no demo done
I wasn´t feeling down about my past situation
I had only seen TLC on Video Vibrations
Yes this was just before they blew up
While I was gaming on the girl I had a chance to look up
TLC walked in with my man Yusef
Left Eye is the name because she played me to the left
The girl I was with was silly...
But I was trying to get on T-Boz any motherfucking way
But what was I to say...
Hey shit I was a nobody
And nobody had ever heard of Count Bass-D
Or TLC, but my despair turned into glee

When T-Boz pushed up and introduce herself to me
My heart went mushy...I know you don´t believe me
But T-Boz of TLC tried to talk to me

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Yeah I saw you on TV last week
Hello, T-Boz my name is Count Bass D
I was thinking last week while I was watching your video clip
That when I got rich I´d have to kiss your lips
That´s how I wanted to step...but I had my doubts
About her finding out about my lack of clout
I guess she saw me with
The Leaders and assumed I had a record deal

But I was mesmerized with her sex appeal
Rumors ran free that she loved Jodeci
Who gives a fuck about K-Ci
He´s just as skinny as me
Don´t get me wrong...in singing songs nobody´s better
But I get around like 2Pac and chain letters
But this time I slippped though...got played like a wimp though
The Pharcyde said it fly she kept passing me by
Not even Merrill Stubing could have played more friendly
Huh...T-Boz tried to talk to me yo

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Last time y´all
Females only step to niggas once in a while
And you should react if she seems worthwhile
T-Boz was a goddess
I´m honest I wouldn´t lie to ya
But I procrastinated like a paper overdue
I know you´re saying he´s just a crumb
He couldn´t get none
But T-Boz was a female who was full of sincerity
I know it sounds hard to believe
And I could give a fuck if you believe me but
T-Boz tried to talk to me