Aww... aww... aww... aww...
The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload.
And nobody´s gonna go to school today,
She´s going to make them stay at home.

And daddy doesn´t understand it, he always said she was good as gold.
And he can see no reason, ´cause there are no reasons,
What reason do you need to be sho-wn...

Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
I don´t like, I don´t like, I don´t like Mondays.
Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
I wanna sho...ot the whole day down, down, down,
Shoot it all down, hi-yea, hey-yam.

And the playing stopped in the playground now,
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school´s out early and soon we´ll be learning,

The lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn cackles and the captain tackles,
With the problems and the "how´s" and "why´s."
And he can see no reason, ´cause there are no reasons,
What reason do you need to die, die, oh-oho

Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
I don´t like, I don´t like, I don´t like Mondays.
Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
Tell me why, I don´t like Mondays.
I don´t like, I don´t like, I don´t like Mondays.
Ooh-mmm, I don´t like Mondays, no.
I wanna to sho...ot the whole day n-down,
Whole day, whole day, the whole day down.