Here she comes walking down the street
Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine
In the place where I used to be
He almost looks like a human being

And here she comes walking down the street
Maddie Klein sure loves her little loving machine
Sometimes he holds her hand too tight
Ooh, but that´s alright

Cause he´ll never leave
No, he´ll never leave
Will he ever pull her hair like she likes?
No, but that´s alright
Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine

There they go, walking up the street
She´ll take him home, shut him down, and she´ll go to sleep
And that´s just the way that it´s got to be
She can´t get him wet, or he´ll overheat

And who really cares about a little rust
If Maddie Klein´s got herself a little boy she can trust?
Sometimes she misses the flesh and bone
But they only wanna screw her, and leave her alone

But he´ll never leave
No, he´ll never leave
Will he ever smack her ass like she likes?
Will he ever make her laugh late at night?
No, but he´ll never leave
When he gets obsolete
She can always just throw him away
And get a new one, but that´s okay
She´ll love him the same
As her fabulous loving machine