Who´s gonna pay attention
To the redheads of the world
Who´s gonna call them up at night
When they´re naked and alone

And who´s gonna kiss the brown haired girls
Who´s gonna wipe away their tears
And what about the black haired girls
Who´s gonna whisper filthy things into their ears

´Cause anyone who ever had a brain
Wouldn´t stand out in the rain
Or keep it up for very long
Just to prove somebody wrong

And anyone who ever had a heart
Or sang a lonesome song
Would sell their little souls
Just to make it with the blonde

It´s just unearned admiration
Are you sick of all the stares
You don´t need to hide yourself away
You only need to dye your hair
But it won´t do you any good
´Cause pretty soon your roots will be showing
And anytime you try to leave the room
They´ll ask you just where the hell
Do you think you´re going

´Cause anyone who ever had a brain
Wouldn´t stand out in the rain
Or keep it up for very long
Just to prove somebody wrong

And anyone who ever had a heart
Or sang a lonesome song

Would sell their little souls
Just to make it with the blonde