Meet Cathy, who´s lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty´s only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights
What a crazy pair!

But they´re cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control
What a wild duet!

Still, they´re cousins,
Identical cousins and you´ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike

You can lose your mind,

When cousins are two of a kind.