My Roommate
I swear to you people, it must be my fate.
The cards were against me, now there´s no escape.
I have this here problem, who keeps me up late.
My roommate, my roommate.

He thinks he´s the greatest, dancer of all time.
He never stops dancin´, he´s out of his mind.
In the bathroom singing, a pitch out of time.
My roommate, my roommate.

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I can´t sleep the day, noon or night.
I can´t sleep the day, noon or night.
I can´t take much more.
My roommate, my roommate, he´s driving me insane.
My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games.
My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules.
My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool.

I go to the closet, to put on my coat.
Instead on the hanger, I find pinned a note.

"I went to the disco, I took your best coat."
My roommate, my roommate.
I come home real early, thinking he´s asleep.
Instead I am greeted, by big ugly feet.
"I´ve got this new dance step, five, six, seven, eight."
My roommate, my roommate.

He´s a dancin´ fool, ya´ll.
Well, let me tell you about him.
Well, talkin´ ´bout my roommate.
My roommate is the kind of guy,
who likes his music playin´ high.
My roommate is the kind of guy,
who likes his music playin´ high.
He dances all night, he dances all day.
He dances all night, he dances all day.