Walk into the venue, you slipped me your CD Ask me if I´d listen, give you my critique I listened to it, but halfway through it I had to quit, your band sounds like shit
So, here we go Don´t get mad at me, I´m just being honest I should have lied Don´t get mad at me, I´m just being honest
Walk into the bedroom, you were standing there Turned around and smiled at me and said you just cut your hair But then I told you I thought you looked better before You said, "You like sleeping on the floor?"
So, here we go Don´t get mad at me, I´m just being honest I should have lied Now you´re mad at me, I´m just being honest How ´bout from now on you´ll write the script, I´ll read the lines?
So, here we go Don´t get mad at me, I´m just being honest
And now I´m staring at her napkin With seven digits that I can´t make out She wrote it down in purple lipstick I should have never, I should have never opened up And baby, it´s because I´m Irish I just couldn´t keep my big mouth shut Sudden [?] at a zero I should have never, I should have never opened up
So, here we go Don´t get mad at me, I´m just being honest I should have lied Now you´re mad at me, I´m just being honest
How ´bout from now on you´ll write the script, I´ll read the lines? So, here we go Don´t get mad at me, I´m just being honest (I´m just being honest) Whoa-oh-oh (I´m just being honest) Whoa-oh-oh (I´m just being honest)