Put me in a special school, Cuz I am such a fool, And I don´t need a single book to teach me how to read Who needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks, And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams So turn off the T.V. Cuz that´s what others see And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice-cream They only sicken me Don´t let me play football I´ll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball
I´m a troublemaker Never been a faker Doin´ things my own way And never giving up I´m a troublemaker Not a double-taker
I don´t have the patience to keep it on the up.
I picked up a guitar, What does this signify? I´m gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die You wanted arts and crafts How´s this for arts and crafts? Wuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh That´s Right! I´m growing out my hair I´m moving out to Cherokee I´m gonna be a rockstar And you are gonna bear with me Cuz I can´t work a job Like any other slob, Punchin´ in and punchin´ out and suckin´ up to Bob
Marryin´ a bitch, Havin´ seven kids, Givin´ up and growin´ old, And hopin´ there´s a god.
I´m a troublemaker Never been a faker Doin´ things my own way And never giving up I´m a troublemaker Not a double-taker I don´t have the patience to keep it on the up
I´m gonna be star And people will crane necks To get a glimpse of me And see if I am having sex And studying my moves
They try to understand Why I am so unlike The singers in the other bands I´m such a mystery As anyone can see There isn´t anybody else Exactly quite like me And when it´s party time Like 1999 I´ll party by myself because I´m such a special guy
I´m a troublemaker Never been a faker Doin´ things my own way And never giving up. I´m a troublemaker Not a double-taker
I don´t have the patience to keep it on the up.
Keep it on the up (I´m a troublemaker) Keep it on the up (UP!) (I´m a troublemaker) Keep it on the up (I´m a troublemaker) Keep it on the up (UP!) (I´m a troublemaker) Never giving up