Hey, wake up, your eyes weren´t open wide
For the last couple of miles you´ve been swerving from side to side
You´re gonna make me spill my beer

If you don´t learn how to steer

Passenger side, passenger side
I don´t like riding on the passenger side

Roll another number for the road
You´re the only sober person I know
Won´t you let me make you a deal?
Just get behind the wheel

Passenger side, passenger side
I don´t like riding on the passenger side

Should´ve been the driver, could´ve been the one
I should´ve been your lover, but I hadn´t seen

Can you take me to the store and then the bank?
I´ve got five dollars we can put in the tank
I´ve got a court date coming this June
I´ll be driving soon

Passenger side, passenger side
I don´t like riding on the passenger side