I´d have to be crazy To stop all my singing And never play music again You´d call me a fool If I grabbed up the top hat
And ran out to flag down the wind I´d have to be weird To grow me a beard Just to see what the rednecks would do
But I´d have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you I know I´ve done weird things I told people I heard things When silence was all abounds Been days when it pleased me To be on my knees Following ants As they crawl across the ground Been insane on a train But I´m still me again In a place where I hold you is true
So I know I´m alright Cause I´d have to be crazy To fall out of love with you
You know I And I don´t intend to But should there come a day When I say that I don´t love you You can lock me away ay ay I sure would be dingy To live in an envelope Waiting along for a stamp You´d swear I was loco To rub for a genie While burning my hand on the lamp And I may not be normal But nobody is So I´d like to say before I´m through
I´d have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you I´d have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you