[Skit] Wyclef: Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to Wyclef Words of Wisdom. Have you ever been sitting in your house at two o´clock in the morning and you get a mysterious phone call from a girl that you don´t know? (Wyclef, Wyclef, I´ll soar to the sun and ignite the moon, and walk on burning coals for your love) Now, hold on, think with your mind and not with your pistol. (You´ll do what?) ´Cause if you invite her over this is what might happen (Okay, I ain´t gon´ do all that, but you know I loves me some Wyclef honey) (I love)
Passerby: Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! (What the f-, yo, yo, yo) Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! (Shit, oh sh-) Cop: Freeze! Put your hands in the air! Wyclef: Officer, you don´t understand, she called me, I was sleeping, I was minding my business Cop: I don´t give a flying fuck, I´ll bet two bits, a bottle of piss, you´re fuckin´ guilty! Wyclef: (Yes, yes) Nobody´s protected