There´s this girl I don´t know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She´ll change every year

Even pretty without beer
She doesn´t care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror
Whoo, yehh
She´s finally here
Whoo, yehh
Comes one time a year
Whoo, yehh
She´s finally here
Whoo, yehh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I´m so happy and boy does it show
Now she´s going to my head
I´m gonan make this milky clear
You´re my Playmate Of The Year
Hello how are you

It´s great to see you too
Let´s grab a sock
It´s time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who´s in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I´m right
It´s always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best she´s ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me dad
Whoo, yehh.....